December 22, 2009

i think he might have a problem...

This is the view from my refrigerator door.
Do you know what each of those bags contain? How about a closer look...

I think it is official. My husband has a problem. Does anyone have the phone number for HoneyBaked Ham Intervention?

Seriously? It is his absolute favorite. While he loves all things HAM, just the thought of a HoneyBaked Ham has him over the edge... and drooling on the floor. He has been known to send those HoneyBaked Ham people e-mails. You should... Why can't you... I would love it if you... Yeah. I'm sure they love it. Now that I think about it, they might even have his photo up on the wall at headquarters... as in beware of the stalker. I actually haven't heard one of their singing ads this year... unless you count my kids singing it from memory. I'm Dreaming of a Hammmmm Christmas or Ham-ham-ham, Ham-ham-ham, Ham Ham All the Way... I have searched for recordings of the jingles, but to no avail... If you have them, please send them. I would be the Christmas Ham Hero!

Okay, confession time. All of those hams in our fridge? We are storing them for the cops. Eric graciously volunteered to plan a Christmas meal for each shift in his district with funds from their soda kitty. And you know when you volunteer you get to pick! So this week... the men & women who work to protect us will be dining on "the most perfect meal for any, I mean EVERY occasion." (Yes, a direct quote from my husband!)

And the best part? I don't have to eat a single one! (At one time HAM was on my list.)

10 comments:

Loui said...

Dawn..
My hubs also is a fan of Honey Baked Ham..
I thought he was #1 until I saw this post..surely both their photos are on the HQ wall..
Seriously speaking, I think it wonderful that Eric is doing this wonderful dinner for such deserving folks!!
Santa is watching and has Eric very high on the Good list..he'll probably have a a HB Ham all is own in his stocking!
Merry Christmas to you and the hamster!
Loui♥

Kelli said...

This is sooooo funny and sweet of Eric. Hope you and your family are enjoying this season!!

julie said...

too funny! i just had honey baked for lunch the other day! i do admit, its good! this makes me laugh!

Kay said...

THAT is funny! Those are good...but I've never had a boatload of them in my frig though. I feel for ta til they're distributed. : )

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

This made me LOL!! He must be crazy for honeybakedham...guess what I won at a raffle at the county fair this summer...a half of a hog!! All dressed out into everything ham. Of course, it wasn't honeybaked but MY honey is happy with it!! (I don't eat pig)XXX-C

Jo@Mylestones said...

Awh, how great of him to extend a helping ham to the officers. (I know. It's a terrible pun. Apparently I have a problem too.) :-)

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

PS-Just listened to Camden's recital. Tell him he gets kudos from farrr N.Idaho!!! x-cassie (the last comment was from me too---didn't relize I was on the dog's blog!)

Busy Bee Suz said...

This is so funny. He loves his ham, so why wouldn't everyone?
Nice that Eric is going to feed all the shifts....will he have time to drop off some food here?
Merry Christmas!!!

dawn said...

i am totally laughing at the thought of a ham intervention!

Life with Kaishon said...

He is so sweet to make the meals for the policemen. I just love your family. I want to be your neighbor. And Suz's! : )